Hey Mr. Woods...pay attention.
Forget that guy you're paying tens of thousands of dollars so he can tell you how to hit a golf ball,
Fire him, now, today and call Hank Haney or Butch Harmon - both of them earned a small fortune teaching you - and it paid off...you won.
This guy you've got now ain't getting it done. Tell him to hit the road.
Then, stand up there and hit the ball.
Oh, and by the way - El Tigre' - you're getting up there in age - forget about trying to hit the ball off the tee as far as those flat belly young kids. You still have a flat belly - but you're not young. Be satisfied with a shot down the middle - instead of blasting away hither and yon. Admit it - and go forth.
Lee Trevino says he could solve your golf swing problems in 15 minutes. Maybe you should call him, or drop by his place near Dallas on your way to the US Open in a couple weeks. It might be the best use of your time.
Most of us want to see you succeed - buckle up, admit you're not 21 any more - and play like an adult.
You'll be a lot happier - and the TV networks will love you for it - because you'll be back in contention, the rating will soar - and all will be right with the golf world.
Come on Tiger - think about it!
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